My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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