I think I am morally bankrupt
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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