im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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