Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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