She's JV to your varsity
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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