the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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