So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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