haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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