i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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