P.S. I can't hear my feet
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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