Who did Billy Mays play for?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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