Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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