Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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