Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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