so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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