I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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