do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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