So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize