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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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