I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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