thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
