Do vagina's smell?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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