So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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