he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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