it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
A+ Viking dick
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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