Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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