Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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