My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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