So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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