We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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