are you still at the devil's house?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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