You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
We're not piercing ourselves today.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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