can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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