talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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