Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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