Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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