Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I love having hate sex.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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