haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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