in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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