I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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