we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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