Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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