used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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