I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just invented taco cereal.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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