She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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