kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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