And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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