I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
