P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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