He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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