if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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