they need to just BURY HIM!
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The adults are the big ones right?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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