I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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