I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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