S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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